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Mrs. Bush: Well, good morning! Today I am answering some of your letters and questions. I have advice on how to get ahead in the world of men for you darling young ladies and stay at home moms. Gloves on? Smile in place? Let's go!

First Question: What should I do, Miss Laura? My husband has a problem with drinking too much and shooting up the house with his Smith and Wesson. Signed, Mrs. Cheney

Mrs. Bush: Well, dear, you must show loyalty and discretion. If anyone in your family should happen to have a substance abuse problem, well, do you air your dirty laundry in public? No! Just love them and help them to read more books and they will get over their cocaine habit. Oh, and do like Mrs. Reagan suggested. Tell them to just say no to drugs and alcohol. You might also keep him away from lawyers for a spell until he dries out.

Well, that's all we have time for today. See you again soon, and remember, read, read, read!!