P i n k • F e m i n i s t

As some of you may not know, Friday is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, and there will be Masses similar to a Sunday.

I am getting ready to be worshipped with an appalling sense of vanity!! (Remind me to flagellate myself for that sinful thought.)

Bur, it's true, how I love feast days to myself!! The schoolchildren trailing in flowers to my image.....even the priests prostrating for a change...it's the grace, everyone wants a hit of my grace!

Here is a picture of me in St. Petersburg Cathedral, Russia! Check out the lapis lazuli and malachite columns..I'm gonna sell those on Ebay soon to raise money for the poor!


Here is a worshipper who has even tattooed my image on his chest. Ay, that hurt. Next time the Border Patrol comes along, guess who is getting a helping hand?? Good guess.


Here is my favorite...it's a popup Mary!! Inside I hold all the weight of the world, (*sigh) just a woman's duty, right? At least that's what they would have us women believe....suffer for penance, suffer for your gender! Suffer for your mother and your bastard abusive father! Seriously, who made up this crap?? Any of you women still buying into this Patriarchy??

Get a grip.

I was thinking of getting my Elvira Costume out of mothballs,and hosting an Elvira and dead Elvis party...HMMM.