Sunday, April 02, 2006
Do You Need Forgiveness and Absolution, My Child?
Pink Feminista Confessional
After all, Tony Rudy is pleading guilty.
and Tom Delay is throwing in the towel in his bid for re-election. Juanita down at Juanita's World's Most Dangerous Hair Salon, broke the news on Tom Delay and his petition to get his conceled handgun permit re-instated.
Surely there are some things from your past, things you'd care to share. Here is the place for forgiveness and catharsis. It can be anything, recent or long ago. It can be something you said or did or thought about.
It can be something you enjoyed or something you regret. Getting rid of the old baggage can be such a relief. Why pay upwards of $150 an hour for professional counseling when you can visit the Confessional for free.
(Warning: No licensed counselor person on board and no emotional healing guaranteed but I was ordained as a Sufi minister once a long time ago.)
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Never would I judge, but also never would I push or pry, my child. This is an oasis of nonjudgmental feminism, a type that is, alas, rarely seen in the blogland.
Dear Pinkfem,
I used to be a monkeywrencher who pulled posts from construction sites and spraypainted McDonald's signs with "Meat is Murder" and "Cows are Vegetarian"... as a joke in high school I sometimes unrolled new condoms and hid them in the mayonaise vat at my high school just for the fun of waiting to see who'd find it... what should I do to repent, oh Lady of the Pink?
I used to be a monkeywrencher who pulled posts from construction sites and spraypainted McDonald's signs with "Meat is Murder" and "Cows are Vegetarian"... as a joke in high school I sometimes unrolled new condoms and hid them in the mayonaise vat at my high school just for the fun of waiting to see who'd find it... what should I do to repent, oh Lady of the Pink?
For Kathleen;
As to the monkeywrench affair, go, my child and sin no more. For penance, donate 3 hours of your time to a local humane society or charity of your choice. You will feel so much better for it!
Continue to stay away from Fast Food places should the urge return.
The condom incident is funny and harmed no one, no repentance is necessary. :)
As to the monkeywrench affair, go, my child and sin no more. For penance, donate 3 hours of your time to a local humane society or charity of your choice. You will feel so much better for it!
Continue to stay away from Fast Food places should the urge return.
The condom incident is funny and harmed no one, no repentance is necessary. :)
"Hi my name is Kvatch and I'm a Christian hater..."
Hi Kvatch!
"Though I haven't wished anyone 'Happy Holidays' in the last 2 weeks..."
Ohhhhhh.
"...I threw a Baptist to the lions just yesterday."
Hi Kvatch!
"Though I haven't wished anyone 'Happy Holidays' in the last 2 weeks..."
Ohhhhhh.
"...I threw a Baptist to the lions just yesterday."
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: 8:37 PM
: 8:37 PM
Kvatch, Kvatch, Kvatsh, mensch-frog that you are, the god-energy is within you. Be not afraid.
For deep truth-seekers like yourself, there is no need for the traditional external manifestation of iconic lilypad mythology that others find comfort in.
God is a large and unending universe of growth, both internal and external, within a metaphorical pond called love that each seeker must find. There are many doors to this pond, find one that fits your vision and continue to do good in this world. Hint: God is not an old man with a fly in His beard.
Most holidays are intersected by corporate interests. They have nothing to do with God except by commercial design. Which is code for intelligent design. No fault thee.
However, violence without provocation IS sin. Did this Baptist by any chance try to pamphletize or proselytize? No matter, forgive them their trespass and throw no more to the lions. Love makes you a bigger frog.
For your penance, Go to the Apple iTunes Store or store of your choice and download "Gold Lion" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. Meditate on the consequence of violence unto others, except in the case of self-defense wherein you are allowed to kick mighty ass, while listening to it 10 times.
For deep truth-seekers like yourself, there is no need for the traditional external manifestation of iconic lilypad mythology that others find comfort in.
God is a large and unending universe of growth, both internal and external, within a metaphorical pond called love that each seeker must find. There are many doors to this pond, find one that fits your vision and continue to do good in this world. Hint: God is not an old man with a fly in His beard.
Most holidays are intersected by corporate interests. They have nothing to do with God except by commercial design. Which is code for intelligent design. No fault thee.
However, violence without provocation IS sin. Did this Baptist by any chance try to pamphletize or proselytize? No matter, forgive them their trespass and throw no more to the lions. Love makes you a bigger frog.
For your penance, Go to the Apple iTunes Store or store of your choice and download "Gold Lion" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. Meditate on the consequence of violence unto others, except in the case of self-defense wherein you are allowed to kick mighty ass, while listening to it 10 times.
George bush stole my happy place from me and now I can't forgive him for doing that. Is that a sin or does it just prove I'm human?
Okay there were all the times that I pulled up all the "for sale" signs from the vacant lots on my street so people wouldn't buy the lots and develop them. But that wasn't a sin because I was preserving the wooded areas for the native birds and animals. It worked for over five years.
Okay there were all the times that I pulled up all the "for sale" signs from the vacant lots on my street so people wouldn't buy the lots and develop them. But that wasn't a sin because I was preserving the wooded areas for the native birds and animals. It worked for over five years.
My dear pissed off patricia,
Welcome to my soothing PinkConfessional. I know this is a weighty matter which troubles your gentle soul.
"To err is human, to forgive divine." However, since Bush is clearly NOT human, no forgiveness is necessary unless by your choice. We all have issues with him in the Divine Afterlife and just wish he also stop lying about his ongoing drug habit.
Developers are also only semi-human, so please keep pulling up the signs. In fact, you get a bonus for you good deed. Ten years just knocked off your time in Purgatory.
In nomine matre et spiritu fillyays pile on santorum. http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
Go in peace, my special child. You are a sight to behold.
Welcome to my soothing PinkConfessional. I know this is a weighty matter which troubles your gentle soul.
"To err is human, to forgive divine." However, since Bush is clearly NOT human, no forgiveness is necessary unless by your choice. We all have issues with him in the Divine Afterlife and just wish he also stop lying about his ongoing drug habit.
Developers are also only semi-human, so please keep pulling up the signs. In fact, you get a bonus for you good deed. Ten years just knocked off your time in Purgatory.
In nomine matre et spiritu fillyays pile on santorum. http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
Go in peace, my special child. You are a sight to behold.
In god's name hit Santorum with batteries??? A LITTLE HELP here, Madonnafem.
I think I already did that.
I think I already did that.
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
elb, can't help noticing your new makeover...new glam photo as opposed to the boots. Are you moving with the new look in a new direction?
God is a large and unending universe of growth, both internal and external, within a metaphorical pond called love that each seeker must find.
Really? I thought that God was big and green and gave his angels an never-ending supply of flies. Oh well, like the pond metaphor, and I'm getting right on that pennance. :-)
Really? I thought that God was big and green and gave his angels an never-ending supply of flies. Oh well, like the pond metaphor, and I'm getting right on that pennance. :-)
# posted by : 5:15 PM
: 5:15 PM
New direction???? Hell no! Glam? Thats funny, I have such a monkeyface and my friends call my hair a train wreck. new direction???Yeah-uglyville!!!
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