Thursday, April 27, 2006
The Pinkfem Confessional is Open. Bring Me Your Cares. Freedom is just a confession away.
Don't tell me you don't want absolution, cuz I know that you do.
Feeling Droopy? Sad? Did something to hurt your best friend? Kick the poor dog?
Throw a full beer bottle at the Republican headquarters parking lot which smashed all over someone's Beamer?
I've seen it all and heard it all. Unburden your soul.........just like Karl Rove needs to.
Feeling Droopy? Sad? Did something to hurt your best friend? Kick the poor dog?
Throw a full beer bottle at the Republican headquarters parking lot which smashed all over someone's Beamer?
I've seen it all and heard it all. Unburden your soul.........just like Karl Rove needs to.
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Pinkfem, forgive me!
Whenever I see Ann Coulter's name mentioned in a blog, I have very, very unkind thoughts.
I take the lords's name in vain (and swear a whole lot) every time I see Lindsey Graham on C-SPAN.
I once thought Dick Cheney said something intelligent on McNeil-Lehrer. (I've tried to recall what it was, but it's just too painful to think about.) I feel so ashamed.
I pray mightily that Duke Cunningham supplied Porter Goss with prostitutes. (Pleeeeze let it be true.)
I don't like the new Pope AT ALL (Whoops, that just slipped out. Sorry. Forget I said that).
Whenever I see Ann Coulter's name mentioned in a blog, I have very, very unkind thoughts.
I take the lords's name in vain (and swear a whole lot) every time I see Lindsey Graham on C-SPAN.
I once thought Dick Cheney said something intelligent on McNeil-Lehrer. (I've tried to recall what it was, but it's just too painful to think about.) I feel so ashamed.
I pray mightily that Duke Cunningham supplied Porter Goss with prostitutes. (Pleeeeze let it be true.)
I don't like the new Pope AT ALL (Whoops, that just slipped out. Sorry. Forget I said that).
mrs. dingley, may I call you that?
When I look into your heart, there is such a purity of spirit and determination of character, unlike Ann Coulter's murderous desire for prime-time domination.
As I hear everything, Dick Cheney never said anything intelligent on TV or in person, so no sin there, perhaps wishful thinking.
As for your habit of cursing, hell, dear, I curse all the time these days, too, what with Bush in the White House. These are trying times, especially with me being a lapsed Catholic. (We have changed religions and Jesus and I are currently hanging out with Buddha.)
Duke is guilty as charged. I have an archangel working on that one, digging through his credit card receipts and bank records.
As for the Pope, hmmm, wasn’t he was a Nazi sympathizer once.....now, tell me, what was your sin?
I sense that you are concerned about your level of kindness, so I will give you not a penance, but a prescriptive. You, my friend, are suffering from ass-kicking fatigue. You just need a short break.
So take a walk, revel in the beauty of the earth and spring, breathe in some fresh air, and come back recharged and ready to kick some more depraved political ass. By the way, good job on the blog, dear. That is the Lord's work.
And I forgive you for that time you got drunk. You remember, the incident with the ostriche feathers, theatrical glue and Magic Markers. Your friend never looked more surprised upon waking up naked and finding that big.........oops!
Time is up!
When I look into your heart, there is such a purity of spirit and determination of character, unlike Ann Coulter's murderous desire for prime-time domination.
As I hear everything, Dick Cheney never said anything intelligent on TV or in person, so no sin there, perhaps wishful thinking.
As for your habit of cursing, hell, dear, I curse all the time these days, too, what with Bush in the White House. These are trying times, especially with me being a lapsed Catholic. (We have changed religions and Jesus and I are currently hanging out with Buddha.)
Duke is guilty as charged. I have an archangel working on that one, digging through his credit card receipts and bank records.
As for the Pope, hmmm, wasn’t he was a Nazi sympathizer once.....now, tell me, what was your sin?
I sense that you are concerned about your level of kindness, so I will give you not a penance, but a prescriptive. You, my friend, are suffering from ass-kicking fatigue. You just need a short break.
So take a walk, revel in the beauty of the earth and spring, breathe in some fresh air, and come back recharged and ready to kick some more depraved political ass. By the way, good job on the blog, dear. That is the Lord's work.
And I forgive you for that time you got drunk. You remember, the incident with the ostriche feathers, theatrical glue and Magic Markers. Your friend never looked more surprised upon waking up naked and finding that big.........oops!
Time is up!
As the mother of baby jesus I'm sure you can understand that sometimes I would like my sons nailed to a tree...just to get their attention of course...so I can give them their rightful butt-carping they so richly deserve. So I am unburdening my soul to you mother of baby jesus...because well...you asked me to.
Magicfingers...
I hope you are not called that because ....oh, well, never mind. As long as it has nothing to do with stealing.
Well, this complicated issue requires some wisdom, let me consult Baby Jesus.
JESUS says: While faith, hope and charity are three tenets of Christianity, and you must do a better job of feeding and educating the poor so that they do not become a burden upon the welfare system, Baby Jesus also says we must render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's. People must obey the law. They shouldn’t do anything illegal.
If you truly beleive in keeping the law, then YOU also must follow ALL laws, including NOT speeding, cheating even a little on taxes, and depending on the state you live in, gambling, buying sex toys or procreating without the benefit of marriage. No drugs or porn, either.
Now Jesus commands that if you are without sin, then cast the first stone.
Otherwise, learn to live with the poor among you, for in a Republican administration they are like the loaves and fishes who grow and multiply and for your sin of resentment, go spend one Saturday a month at the Food Bank, helping the needy.
And do not rely upon your hypocritical government to enforce the law, that is their sin that they are pussilient.
I hope you are not called that because ....oh, well, never mind. As long as it has nothing to do with stealing.
Well, this complicated issue requires some wisdom, let me consult Baby Jesus.
JESUS says: While faith, hope and charity are three tenets of Christianity, and you must do a better job of feeding and educating the poor so that they do not become a burden upon the welfare system, Baby Jesus also says we must render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's. People must obey the law. They shouldn’t do anything illegal.
If you truly beleive in keeping the law, then YOU also must follow ALL laws, including NOT speeding, cheating even a little on taxes, and depending on the state you live in, gambling, buying sex toys or procreating without the benefit of marriage. No drugs or porn, either.
Now Jesus commands that if you are without sin, then cast the first stone.
Otherwise, learn to live with the poor among you, for in a Republican administration they are like the loaves and fishes who grow and multiply and for your sin of resentment, go spend one Saturday a month at the Food Bank, helping the needy.
And do not rely upon your hypocritical government to enforce the law, that is their sin that they are pussilient.
"As the mother of baby jesus I'm sure you can understand that sometimes I would like my sons nailed to a tree...just to get their attention of course...so I can give them their rightful butt-carping they so richly deserve. So I am unburdening my soul to you mother of baby jesus...because well...you asked me to."
Sumo, sumo, sumo, your 16 strong sons are both a burden and a blessing!
Of course, we all harbor fleet and momentary sins of anger, and even rage towards children who do not listen, follow directions, and spit their food on the floor (except for Baby Jesus, he was perfect!)
However, while wanting nail their tender hides to the tree is understandable, acting on that impulse is excessive and a sin warranting a child protective services visit and long incarceration.
You must learn to channel you anger in constructive ways until they are grown.
For your sin of impatience, you must watch Dr. Phil twice a day for the next week. This may seem harsh, but you will become a better father in the process. Now say three Our Fathers and two Hell Marys and go give the small ones a hug. Spend more time with them and perhaps they won’t act out so much trying to get your attention.
You are forgiven, my child.
Sumo, sumo, sumo, your 16 strong sons are both a burden and a blessing!
Of course, we all harbor fleet and momentary sins of anger, and even rage towards children who do not listen, follow directions, and spit their food on the floor (except for Baby Jesus, he was perfect!)
However, while wanting nail their tender hides to the tree is understandable, acting on that impulse is excessive and a sin warranting a child protective services visit and long incarceration.
You must learn to channel you anger in constructive ways until they are grown.
For your sin of impatience, you must watch Dr. Phil twice a day for the next week. This may seem harsh, but you will become a better father in the process. Now say three Our Fathers and two Hell Marys and go give the small ones a hug. Spend more time with them and perhaps they won’t act out so much trying to get your attention.
You are forgiven, my child.
Ted Stevens is still on a high over the prospects of being able to achieve his life long dream, drilling the shit out of ANWR. So he's asked me to bring his message. He says he loves the smell of dead animals in the morning and wonders if he's as big a f*ck-wad sinner as people know he is?
Dear patricia,
Ted stevens can shove that hundred dollar bill up my ass. Rest assured, Ted Stevens has a hotter than hell spot reserved just for him. He's a shit-faced lunatic like most of the "environmental president's" stooges. I have it on God authority. She just told me, emissary that I am.
OOOppps, Dammit I cursed again, and here I am trying to quit. There's a whole rosary of penance for me, now. And cleaning the rest rooms down at the stinky elementary schools as well.
Go in peace, patricia. Dona nobis pacem. Keep up the blogging spirit, my dear, yours is such a valuable service to humankind.
Ted stevens can shove that hundred dollar bill up my ass. Rest assured, Ted Stevens has a hotter than hell spot reserved just for him. He's a shit-faced lunatic like most of the "environmental president's" stooges. I have it on God authority. She just told me, emissary that I am.
OOOppps, Dammit I cursed again, and here I am trying to quit. There's a whole rosary of penance for me, now. And cleaning the rest rooms down at the stinky elementary schools as well.
Go in peace, patricia. Dona nobis pacem. Keep up the blogging spirit, my dear, yours is such a valuable service to humankind.
George, george, george,
There is even absolution for the sorry likes of you, but to be forgiven you must:
1. take responsibility for your actions
2. be sincerely sorry
3. promise not to sin again
I am not hearing that from you and cannot give you forgiveness. Sadly, you are doomed to hell, and taking others with you. Must I name names?
There is even absolution for the sorry likes of you, but to be forgiven you must:
1. take responsibility for your actions
2. be sincerely sorry
3. promise not to sin again
I am not hearing that from you and cannot give you forgiveness. Sadly, you are doomed to hell, and taking others with you. Must I name names?
OK, here it goes.
I am in lust with Dirk Navitski... my husband is aware of my weakness, but not aware of its depths.
I also feel a lot of rage lately... the want to drive to DC with a megaphone and stand outside the White House screaming for change kind of rage.
I also gunned it through a red light last week (no traffic was coming from the left or right) and flirted my way out of a ticket.
Oh, Lady of the Pink, I feel much better after my confession.
I am in lust with Dirk Navitski... my husband is aware of my weakness, but not aware of its depths.
I also feel a lot of rage lately... the want to drive to DC with a megaphone and stand outside the White House screaming for change kind of rage.
I also gunned it through a red light last week (no traffic was coming from the left or right) and flirted my way out of a ticket.
Oh, Lady of the Pink, I feel much better after my confession.
Thanks pinkfem, I was pretty sure what you would want me to tell old stinkin' evil Ted Stevens.
I hope the devil is enlarging hell because there are a shit-load of Republicans eventually coming that way.
I hope the devil is enlarging hell because there are a shit-load of Republicans eventually coming that way.
Lost George's site is no longer a virgin. I left his (?) first comment.
Seemed to have a feminine touch at sight. Hummm, wonder why that would be?
Seemed to have a feminine touch at sight. Hummm, wonder why that would be?
oop. Should have read, seemed to have a feminine touch at the site.
(that's what happens when you're laughing and not paying attention)
(that's what happens when you're laughing and not paying attention)
Now, Kathleen,
I understand lust myself. Once when Jesus as just a baby, there was this hunky woodchopper along the sea of Galilee, well, virginity is highly overrated, however moving on, this is really not about me. Hurrmpph.
OK, here it goes.
As to Dirk Navitski, are you withholding this from him to spare his feelings? Partners should usually share their feelings, unless there is nothing good that would come of such sharing, and I believe this to be the case. While lust has its own merits, it can be a distraction, should your goal be deep intimacy with the man you chose to marry. Let go of idle obsessions and focus on making the bond of your marriage deeper and more joyful. A simple fantasy once in a while is OK, but may also be something you are using to create distance. You deserve better in life than some pinup poser.
“Remember my philosophy, a man in the bedroom is worth a dozen on the internet.”
"I also feel a lot of rage lately... the want to drive to DC with a megaphone and stand outside the White House screaming for change kind of rage."
Kat, we are all feeling that way lately. It goes with the territory. Act on it if it helps, then use the remaining energy to come home and jump your hubster halfway between the chardonnay and the mixed field greens.
"I also gunned it through a red light last week (no traffic was coming from the left or right) and flirted my way out of a ticket."
Now I have several problems with this. 1. Someone, even you, could have been hurt. 2. Using your sexuality to get out of a ticket is basically not being at your best in terms of honesty. Not only this, but your striking athletic beauty left that poor policeman frustrated and then he was calling up for phone sex and hookers all afternoon and in the confessional the next day. You see, it makes a lot of extra work for me in the long run.
"Oh, Lady of the Pink, I feel much better after my confession."
Me too, remembering the Sea of Galilee incident. But you do have some penance for running the light. The next time you see an older person on the street, or in the grocery store, smile and say hi to them. Share the kindness that is rooted in your soul. Then go take the hubby to dinner and flirt with him.
I understand lust myself. Once when Jesus as just a baby, there was this hunky woodchopper along the sea of Galilee, well, virginity is highly overrated, however moving on, this is really not about me. Hurrmpph.
OK, here it goes.
As to Dirk Navitski, are you withholding this from him to spare his feelings? Partners should usually share their feelings, unless there is nothing good that would come of such sharing, and I believe this to be the case. While lust has its own merits, it can be a distraction, should your goal be deep intimacy with the man you chose to marry. Let go of idle obsessions and focus on making the bond of your marriage deeper and more joyful. A simple fantasy once in a while is OK, but may also be something you are using to create distance. You deserve better in life than some pinup poser.
“Remember my philosophy, a man in the bedroom is worth a dozen on the internet.”
"I also feel a lot of rage lately... the want to drive to DC with a megaphone and stand outside the White House screaming for change kind of rage."
Kat, we are all feeling that way lately. It goes with the territory. Act on it if it helps, then use the remaining energy to come home and jump your hubster halfway between the chardonnay and the mixed field greens.
"I also gunned it through a red light last week (no traffic was coming from the left or right) and flirted my way out of a ticket."
Now I have several problems with this. 1. Someone, even you, could have been hurt. 2. Using your sexuality to get out of a ticket is basically not being at your best in terms of honesty. Not only this, but your striking athletic beauty left that poor policeman frustrated and then he was calling up for phone sex and hookers all afternoon and in the confessional the next day. You see, it makes a lot of extra work for me in the long run.
"Oh, Lady of the Pink, I feel much better after my confession."
Me too, remembering the Sea of Galilee incident. But you do have some penance for running the light. The next time you see an older person on the street, or in the grocery store, smile and say hi to them. Share the kindness that is rooted in your soul. Then go take the hubby to dinner and flirt with him.
Well, Pinkfem. I have to confess. I am an intern, and have a boss that insists on wearing manskirts every day. It becomes very difficult to take him seriously, even though I know better. External things are not who we are! Manskirts are not wrong! And yet, I persist in laughing at him anyway.
I also admitted today that I used to mail panties to Vicente Fox in Mexico. I am afraid the spies will now out me as a panty mailer. Why didn't I stay silent? So many bad things I do, I dare not say more...
I also admitted today that I used to mail panties to Vicente Fox in Mexico. I am afraid the spies will now out me as a panty mailer. Why didn't I stay silent? So many bad things I do, I dare not say more...
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: 7:21 PM
: 7:21 PM
Ooopsie mother of Baby Jesus...the sumo is infact a fem like you. Do not let the visage of Spongebob in his pants of square...or Patrick in all his pinkness lend your imagination elsewhere in the complicated world of gender. I guess I need to change my photo thingy. I did it when all the world was at odds with thinking Spongebob & Patrick were gay... you know what religious types I am describing I'm sure. It got my dander up and my lack of patience too. Yes...I should take a page from your book and cowboy the hell up!
Dear, dear librarian!
Sometimes being an intern in a man's world can be trying. Think of all the paternalistic chatter I had to put up with in the Catholic Church for the past 2,000 years. That's why I am in talks with Buddha boy about converting...I'm just sick of it.
Manskirts have been around for thousands of years. Think of it as an opportunity to enjoy the view. Do continue making fun of him since he seems to like it, as long as you also give tribute where tribute is due. There is no sin in mocking where respect is also present. Humor solves all.
This is no sin…however I detect deeper waters are churning.
Are you happy in your position as subintern? What do you truly want that you do not have?
The panties are nothing...I’ll let you in on a little known secret. Vicente is gay and gave them to the maid, so you helped her, anyway.
I sense there is a deeper issue and you are holding back...can you give me more information, the ouija board is blanking out....I see an orange color, is it the light of your aura?
Please come back, Torie Amos is having a spiritual crisis (again) and I must go to her side.
Sometimes being an intern in a man's world can be trying. Think of all the paternalistic chatter I had to put up with in the Catholic Church for the past 2,000 years. That's why I am in talks with Buddha boy about converting...I'm just sick of it.
Manskirts have been around for thousands of years. Think of it as an opportunity to enjoy the view. Do continue making fun of him since he seems to like it, as long as you also give tribute where tribute is due. There is no sin in mocking where respect is also present. Humor solves all.
This is no sin…however I detect deeper waters are churning.
Are you happy in your position as subintern? What do you truly want that you do not have?
The panties are nothing...I’ll let you in on a little known secret. Vicente is gay and gave them to the maid, so you helped her, anyway.
I sense there is a deeper issue and you are holding back...can you give me more information, the ouija board is blanking out....I see an orange color, is it the light of your aura?
Please come back, Torie Amos is having a spiritual crisis (again) and I must go to her side.
Sumo, my friend,
I heartily apologize! While God the Father has all-knowing and prescient abilities, all I was given to do this job was an ouija board. Had I looked deeply ito your heart, I would have seen the kindred mother energy flowing so strongly. Some days I feel like the Goddess-Dork.
What kind of new image would youl like to take on as a cowboy-up?
I have a lovely collection of kick-ass jpegs that I could offer to make up for my mistake, including one lovely image of booted fem with the caption, "Because I'm the Bitch, that's why!" I have included the image in the blog right below the confessional should you like to look at it.
I heartily apologize! While God the Father has all-knowing and prescient abilities, all I was given to do this job was an ouija board. Had I looked deeply ito your heart, I would have seen the kindred mother energy flowing so strongly. Some days I feel like the Goddess-Dork.
What kind of new image would youl like to take on as a cowboy-up?
I have a lovely collection of kick-ass jpegs that I could offer to make up for my mistake, including one lovely image of booted fem with the caption, "Because I'm the Bitch, that's why!" I have included the image in the blog right below the confessional should you like to look at it.
Thank you kindly for the picture...most appropriate. Maybe I should offer a little contest and see what others think about it...it could sooooo be me.
Katch, a change of heart about.........????
I want...I want...
I wan't to love America the way Rex Kramer does! Ppppphhhhhtttt! [sniff]
I want...I want...
I wan't to love America the way Rex Kramer does! Ppppphhhhhtttt! [sniff]
# posted by : 10:25 PM
: 10:25 PM
I must confess that I stated that Sen. Ted Stevens sucks about fifty million times yesterday. I even said that he sucks more than the world sucking team sucks. I said he was the most suckiest man in the Senate. Even suckier than Frist and Sans-rectum.
patricia,
Perhaps creating a "Stevens suckssong" to the tune of "These are a few of my suckiest things" from the Sound of Muic would ease your burden of guilt? I might even sing along.
Keep up the good work.
He sucks......
Perhaps creating a "Stevens suckssong" to the tune of "These are a few of my suckiest things" from the Sound of Muic would ease your burden of guilt? I might even sing along.
Keep up the good work.
He sucks......
I was going to post something here, but then I saw someone with the name "The Coveted Thong of Helen Thomas."
I vomited all over my keyboard, cleaned it off, then typed this comment instead.
I vomited all over my keyboard, cleaned it off, then typed this comment instead.
I've been good lately, but I'm hoping to be bad this weekend, so I have a feeling I'll be back soon.
I am going to be bad tonight at the John Corbett Rock concert, taking butt shots for Elizabeth. But she made me do it.
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