P i n k • F e m i n i s t: General Hayden Not Looking Too Well

Sunday, May 21, 2006

General Hayden Not Looking Too Well

With a tip of the hat to SUMO for inadvertently giving me this idea..!

A close friend and confidante reported that she spotted an albino monk emerging from the White House yesterday morning.

She was sitting on a bench, looking at a book with paintings by Da Vinci, in fact there was a gorgeous one of the Last Supper, when she saw this curious fellow hurrying from the White House.

He dropped a piece of paper as he hurried by, his self-flagellation tool hanging from his pocket. She picked up the piece of paper. It looked like some kind of code.

Upon hearing this, I felt like i was in some kind of movie with, say, Tom Hanks, way too much dialogue and the plot outlined within the first 30 minutes of the movie.

Still what was going on at the Bush House? Was the JudasBush somehow involved in another plot to conceal something. Is he mining catacombs this time? Is General Hayden and the CIA involved? Stay posted.

# posted by pinkfem @ 10:36 AM

Comments:

Whoa!!! Its like Paddington meets Star Wars!!!!

# posted by

Lily : 1:55 PM

i think hayden should not only self flagellate- but he should turn that weapon on all of the repubs i government for a good old fashioned atonement. it is high time.

# posted by

billie : 7:29 AM

He probably needs the Confessional...sigh, but then most in the Beltway do, for one reason or another.

# posted by

pinkfem : 7:57 AM

Perhaps Bush wanted stigmata lessons.

I'm linking to this blog.

# posted by

Frank Partisan : 1:46 PM

Stigmata is too good for him...he's more the type for the thigh collar that cuts deeply and irritatingly into the skin. I know I enjoy it now and again.

# posted by

sumo : 12:36 AM

Thanks renegade eye for the linkup. Got your back at Glenda's.

Sumo, Your pleaseure is someone else's pain and vice versa. I was thinking about a stint at Guantanamo bay for Hayden.

# posted by

pinkfem : 7:00 AM

Stigmata lessons? Interesting notion.

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:25 AM

Hayden reminds me of the mouse in Tom and Jerry.

# posted by

pissed off patricia : 10:27 AM

he actually looks intimidating

# posted by

Graeme : 6:18 PM

I sure wish I had a self flagellation tool...

# posted by

Lily : 9:07 PM

he has alot of colour in his cheeks for an albino...

do you suppose daddy/Laura/Cheney make Georgie self flagellate and that's why he's always messing up his words? (thigh belt too tight?)

just a thought....

# posted by

glasshill : 2:51 PM

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General Hayden Not Looking Too Well

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